David Attenborough narrating my life: "He's still sleeping."

David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

Commentary:
"Here we observe the elusive human in its natural habitat, exhibiting its most impressive skill: snoozing 💤. A true master of the 'art of napping,' our subject remains in a state of deep slumber, undisturbed by the chaos of the outside world. Truly a captivating spectacle to behold! 🌟 #SleepGoals"

Menstruation is bizarre. It's like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Commentary:
"Menstruation: the totally Lynchian experience where your body decides to host its very own Twin Peaks marathon every month! 🩸🕰️🦉 #StrangeButTrue"