Funny diary quotes

• Dear diary, I have to lock in tomorrow, fix everything, and do everything.

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  4 weeks ago

  diary, everything, fix, frustration, humor, i, lock, lock in, responsibility, task, tomorrow

• There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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  2 months ago

  app, diary, form, here, humor, humor quote, people, sarcasm, say, seeking, self-awareness, validation

• Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

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  2 months ago

  diary, humor, husband, i, promise, relationship, secret, tell, trust

• House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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  2 months ago

  diary, discovery, friends, funny moment, house, house sitting, item, moment, never, personal, personal item, sitting, surprise, town, unexpected, unexpected discovery

• Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

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  2 months ago

  diary, even, going, humor, i, mad, media, post, privacy, reading, social, social media, stuff, things, Twitter

• Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

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  2 months ago

  conversation, diary, ever, hobby, humor, introspection, monologue, myself, self-centered, sorry, talking

• Twitter is just a diary I choose to show to strangers.

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  3 months ago

  choose, diary, expression, humor, i, just, media, personal, personal expression, show, social, social media, stranger, strangers, Twitter

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