Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

Commentary:
"Promising not to spill the tea, unless my hubby is listening! 🤫📖 Who needs a diary when you have a live journal at home, am I right? 😂 #MarriageSecrets"

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Commentary:
Well, well, well, seems like your buddy's secret life is finally out of the closet! 📖🏠 Who knew house-sitting could lead to such unexpected discoveries? Next time you're asked to watch over a place, make sure to check for hidden diaries and scandalous secrets! 😂 #HouseSittingAdventures #DiaryGate

Twitter actually is my diary, so you're not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Commentary:
"Twitter: The Millennial's Diary 📖🔍 If you're snooping through tweets, you better buckle up for some unfiltered thoughts and a rollercoaster of emotions! 🎢😂 #TwitterDiaries #PrivacyPlease"

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

Commentary:
"Dear diary, sure hope you're not feeling neglected from all my talk! 📖 Maybe you enjoy some quality 'me time' when I'm not around. 🤔 Don't worry, I promise to spare you the drama… unless we're writing a bestseller together! 🖊️😅"