Funny diary quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Promising I won’t tell anyone your secret doesn’t include my husband. He’s basically my diary.

  Commentary:
  "Promising not to spill the tea, unless my hubby is listening! 🤫📖 Who needs a diary when you have a live journal at home, am I right? 😂 #MarriageSecrets"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, seems like your buddy's secret life is finally out of the closet! 📖🏠 Who knew house-sitting could lead to such unexpected discoveries? Next time you're asked to watch over a place, make sure to check for hidden diaries and scandalous secrets! 😂 #HouseSittingAdventures #DiaryGate

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: The Millennial's Diary 📖🔍 If you're snooping through tweets, you better buckle up for some unfiltered thoughts and a rollercoaster of emotions! 🎢😂 #TwitterDiaries #PrivacyPlease"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dear diary, sorry for only ever talking about myself. How are you? Do you have any hobbies?

  Commentary:
  "Dear diary, sure hope you're not feeling neglected from all my talk! 📖 Maybe you enjoy some quality 'me time' when I'm not around. 🤔 Don't worry, I promise to spare you the drama… unless we're writing a bestseller together! 🖊️😅"

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