I'm not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

I’m not enjoying this slow-burn apocalypse. I need it over and done like a popular Netflix show.

Commentary:
"Someone's clearly not a fan of cliffhangers in real life! 🍿🔥 Let's speed up this apocalypse, shall we? Can we at least get some binge-worthy drama out of it? #ApocalypseAndChill" 😅📺

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old conundrum! 😏💔 It seems like happiness truly is a double-edged sword for some. One can only hope that there's more to life than just the pursuit of pleasure! 😂🤔