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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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My favorite military tradition is asking someone what an acronym means right after they use it, and they don’t know what it means.

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There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail.

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I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

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A blind guy felt my face and said, “Wonderful.”

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I get shy when my man stares at me for too long because what if he’s realizing I’m actually a lil ugly.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

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I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

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I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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I’m writing a book of obitchuaries for all the people who are dead to me.

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

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I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”

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I’ve never met a garlic bread I didn’t get on with.

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Revenge has no expiry date. I will deal with you when I’m ready.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?

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When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

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Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.

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When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.

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It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

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I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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Just because you haven’t found the right person, doesn’t mean you will.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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“What’s your 5-year plan?” I’ll probably go to the movies next week, I think.

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Ever since I was little, I knew I wanted people to watch how they speak to me.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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I still get so surprised every time someone I find attractive finds me attractive. Like, are you sure?

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The only thing I miss from my past is that flat stomach I had.

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Life is so draining, you fix one problem, here come 12 more.

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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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Dude, we’re gonna be treating others how we want to be treated later if you wanna pull up.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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