Funny DUI quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like even birthday wishes can't get you out of a DUI! 🎉🚗 Remember, even birthday boys need to party responsibly! 🎂🎈"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

  Commentary:
  "Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴‍♂️🚓"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like someone's embracing the 'designated driver' role quite enthusiastically! 🚗🍻 Just remember, DUI can also stand for: Definitely Using (a) Ride! 😄 #SafetyFirst"

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