My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

Commentary:
"Nothing screams classy criminal quite like a Saab cruising through a baking showdown! 🚗🍰 Just imagine the judges trying to decide if your cake is more criminal than your driving skills! 😆 #BakeAndBrake"

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you're the birthday boy.

So apparently it’s still a DUI even if you’re the birthday boy.

Commentary:
"Looks like even birthday wishes can't get you out of a DUI! 🎉🚗 Remember, even birthday boys need to party responsibly! 🎂🎈"

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Commentary:
"Riding a bike in New York City: Look Ma, no DUI! Riding in Tennessee: Just trying to stay sober…or pretending to be Lance Armstrong! 🚴‍♂️🚓"

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

DUI stands for: don’t Uber, I got this.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone's embracing the 'designated driver' role quite enthusiastically! 🚗🍻 Just remember, DUI can also stand for: Definitely Using (a) Ride! 😄 #SafetyFirst"