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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

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I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

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Calling ahead to the cafe to warn them to “get those beans brewing”.

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There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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Maybe we should put monkeys in charge for a while just to see how it goes.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.

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It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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But babe, that’s my emotional support Lord of the Rings Extended Edition.

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My phone just filmed a 2 hour documentary about life inside my purse.

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I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

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I don’t have a five-year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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If I found E.T., I would’ve developed his jump shot.

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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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You will be having the worst morning of your life and then someone will start mowing their lawn.

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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Just landed via Slack:

In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Drive like no one is watching.

Freshly posted on X:

Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

Just shared via Telegram:

You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I hate it when you ask what you thought was a simple question in a meeting at work, and it turns into another meeting.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

Spotted on Slack:

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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My chess strategy is eating one of your pieces every time you look away.

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