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  • Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

    Commentary:
    Looks like the Bermuda Triangle is feeling a bit neglected these days! 🧐🌊 Maybe it’s time for it to start advertising itself as the best disappearing act in town to regain some attention! 🔮😂 #WheresTheMysteryGone

  • We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? 😂🃏 Let’s just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! 🍿🌎 #2020GotJokes”

  • Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, the classic strategy of relying on the universe to align itself perfectly to solve all your problems. 🤷‍♂️ Just sit back, sip some tea, and wait for that impossible sequence of events to sweep you off your feet. Who needs a plan when you have cosmic chaos on your side? 🌌✨ #JustTrustTheUniverse”

  • Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

    Commentary:
    Looks like the scariest thing we’ll encounter in haunted houses this year is 2020 news coverage! 👻🏚️ Get ready for jump scares and breaking news alerts! 😱📰

  • This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

    Commentary:
    “2021: The year that made us all go ‘wait, what?!’ 🤯 Who knew the impossible could become reality? 🙃 #PlotTwist2021”

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