Funny exchange quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If we start dating now, we could be feeding each other deviled eggs on Thanksgiving, and breaking up before we have to exchange gifts for Christmas.

  Commentary:
  "Talk about fast-forwarding to the holiday drama! 🦃🎁 Who needs a relationship when you can have deviled eggs, am I right? 😂 #ThanksgivingFeastsAndBreakupBeasts"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic trade-in deal: out with the old emotional baggage, in with the new financial security! 💸💼 Who wouldn't want to swap ancestral woes for a bank account that doesn't have commitment issues? 😅 Here's to updating our family legacies one transaction at a time! 🔄 #UpgradeInheritance"

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