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  • Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training?

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic resistance training dilemma! 💪🏋️‍♂️ Who knew that avoiding the #gymlife could actually be a workout strategy in disguise? 🤔 Maybe we’re onto something revolutionary here…or maybe just onto the couch. 🛋️😆”

  • My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt.

    Commentary:
    “Who said you can’t break a sweat while staying cozy? 💪📖 Keep those biceps in check with some heavy page-turning reps! 🛌😂”

  • The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

    Commentary:
    “Well, at least you got your cardio in! 🏃‍♂️💸 Who knew financial struggles could double as a workout plan? 💪😅”

  • I broke up with the gym. We were just not working out.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the classic tale of unrequited love between a person and a gym – the treadmill of heartbreak 💔. Sometimes, no matter how many reps you do, the gym still wants some space. Time to find a new workout partner, maybe yoga or pilates will be a better match! 🧘‍♂️💪 #GymBreakup #SweatingItOut

  • The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

    Commentary:
    😄🏃‍♂️ “The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it… a sign that they’re either really enjoying their run or they just saw a squirrel do something hilarious. Keep an eye out for those elusive happy joggers – they might be onto something!”

  • Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

    Commentary:
    A guy inventing jogging was probably like “Hmm, how can I make this self-inflicted torture more bearable? Ah, I know! Let’s add some tunes and pretend we’re not dying 😂🏃🎶”

  • If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

    Commentary:
    “Swimming may be good exercise, but have you ever seen a whale doing Zumba? 🐋💃 Clearly, they are on a whole other fitness level! Maybe we all need to add a bit more blubber to our workout routine. 😜💪”

  • I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs Yoga when you’ve mastered the art of advanced key retrieval yoga pose? 💁‍♂️🔑 Maybe Yoga just needs to up its game to impress you! 😄”

  • Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

    Commentary:
    “Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio? Because turning ‘far’ into ‘fart’ just wasn’t classy enough 🏃‍♂️💨😆”

  • I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

    Commentary:
    “If only burning calories could be as effortless as consuming them 🍔💤 Maybe we should invent a workout routine that involves napping and overeating – then we’d all be fitness experts in no time! 💪😴🍕”

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