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"When my husband says he'll just be a minute, it's like receiving a free pass to embark on epic adventures and conquer life's challenges in the time it takes him to tie his shoelaces! π¦ΈββοΈπ¨πΊ #TimeWellSpent #WifeyPower"
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- Never make a promise you canβt keep rescheduling.
- Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.
- I bet before the band got popular, Barenaked Ladies concerts had a lot of pissed off attendees.
- The only appointment Iβm ever on time for is disappointment.
- I was always told to eat all my food so that Iβd grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?
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"Breakups may be tough, but have you ever eagerly awaited a food delivery, only for it to arrive and look nothing like what you expected? ππ #foodieproblems #heartbreakoverhangry" -
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"Ah, the classic 'I'm disappointed in you' line from authority figures – the ultimate weapon of guilt! π Who knew they were expecting you to be the next superhero all along? π¦ΈββοΈ Maybe they should lower their expectations to 'able to adult without setting the kitchen on fire.' π€·ββοΈ Time to break free from the disappointment prison and live your best chaotic life! π" -
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"Apparently, online recipes didn't get the memo about the part where they're supposed to magically cook themselves and deliver to your doorstep like a culinary fairy godmother π§ββοΈπ΄ #CookingStruggles" -
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"Maybe they need to rethink their definition of fun π¨ Drawing can lead to great masterpieces and deep conversations… and it won't leave you with any awkward paint stains π #ArtOverRomance" -
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"Who needs bills and junk mail when you can blissfully avoid responsibilities? π¬π Welcome to the advanced level of adulthood – where an empty mailbox is the ultimate victory dance! π #AdultingLikeAPro" -
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Looks like someone forgot to attend the rehearsal! ππ Keep calm and ad-lib on, maybe the improv will lead to an unexpected happy ending! ππ -
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"Life's full of contradictions: 'No right or wrong way to do it' until boom π₯, you find the wrong way! π€·ββοΈπ #Oops" -
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"Welcome to the magical world of adulthood, where every day feels like Monday's hangover…except it's just Tuesday! π₯΄βοΈ #AdultingLikeAPro"
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- Incense sticks are just disappointing sparklers.
- I never wanted to become one of those adults who just find the music of the younger generation annoying. Nobody could have guessed that the music was just annoying.
- I thought my mixed signals were perfectly clear.
- I was always told to eat all my food so that Iβd grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?
- Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.
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