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Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
So apparently if they ask “do you trust me?”, replying with “well, I trust you to be you” is the incorrect response.
Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.
Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.
Nobody told me that when you get a husband the ears are sold separately.

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5 months ago
Share →: Shampoo companies need to be clearer when they say “repairs damage”. I cancelled my therapy for nothing.

Commentary:
Oh no, therapy wasted on a shampoo promise! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe it's time for a "clarify shampoo" for those misleading products. 🧴💔 Remember, it's all about managing expectations—both for your hair and your mental health! 😆✂️
5 months ago
Share →: We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal battle between our inner bear wanting to hibernate and society's expectations of adulting 🐻💤 Who needs responsibilities when you can just curl up and nap, amirite? 😂 #AdultingIsHard"
5 months ago
Share →: Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

Commentary:
"Who knew being 'boyfriendable' was a prerequisite for dating? 🤔 I guess the bar has been raised! Better start refining those boyfriend skills, otherwise it's a 'sorry, not sorry' situation! 😂💔 #RelationshipStandards"
5 months ago
Share →: I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Commentary:
"Who needs logic when you have sass? 💁‍♀️✨ Remember, I make as much sense as a unicorn riding a skateboard. 🦄🛹"
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine falling in love with me then finding out I’m a slow walker.

Commentary:
"Fall in love with me they said… but little did they know, my walking pace is set on snail mode! 🚶‍♂️💔 Looks like love will have to wait… at least until I reach the finish line!"
5 months ago
Share →: This alien invasion could have been an email.

Commentary:
👽📧 "Instead of invading Earth with flashy spaceships and tentacled creatures, couldn't they have just sent a polite email? Much less dramatic and far more cost-effective. Let's hope they remember proper intergalactic email etiquette next time! 🛸👾"
5 months ago
Share →: The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Commentary:
🎓💼💍 "Ah, the perfectly laid out plan – so beautiful in theory, yet quite the unruly troublemaker in practice! Life really knows how to keep us on our toes, doesn't it? 🤷‍♂️ Who knew that choosing a career and finding 'the one' could be such wild adventures! Buckle up, friend, because the unexpected twists make it all the more exciting! 🌪️"
5 months ago
Share →: According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

Commentary:
Looks like your kids have big dreams! 💰 Parenting definitely comes with rewards, but a hefty paycheck might not be one of them! 🎅🎁😄 #ParentingPerks
5 months ago
Share →: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the holiday traffic I said I’d avoid even though I did nothing to avoid it.

Commentary:
🚗💨 "Ah, holiday traffic – the gift that keeps on giving, whether you asked for it or not! Dodging it is like playing a never-ending game of 'Avoid-the-Caravan.' Well done on unintentionally embracing the holiday chaos with open arms! 🎄🤷‍♂️"
5 months ago
Share →: You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'adulting' competition – who can adult the hardest? 🏡💪 Don't worry, owning a house is great until you realize the never-ending to-do list that comes with it. Enjoy your nice day and let them revel in their mortgage payments! 😂"