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  • Just looked around and realized it’s everyone’s first time living.

    Commentary:
    🤔💭 Ah, the age-old realization that we’re all just beginners at this whole “life” thing. It’s like we’re all just tourists exploring the wild world of adulting together! 🌍🌟 #JustBeginners #LifeNoobies

  • This year felt like being awake during surgery.

    Commentary:
    “2020: the year we all felt like we were awake during surgery… without anesthesia 😳💉💭 #MajorPain”

  • “Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of wise words arriving a bit too late! 🤦‍♂️ Who needs hindsight when you have gravity on your side, right? 🙃 Remember, slipping is just an unexpected dance move waiting to happen! 💃 #SlipperyWhenFail”

  • You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

    Commentary:
    “2020: The year that left us all screaming ‘no refunds!’ 💸🙅‍♂️ Here’s to hoping that 2021 comes with a better script and a much happier ending! 🎬😅 #YearToForget”

  • Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

    Commentary:
    “Seriously, is there a broccoli convention going on in there or something? 🥦🪴🤔 #BroccoliOverload #BonsaiVsMouthStruggle”

  • “You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

    Commentary:
    “Oh, the wisdom of the reluctant learner! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs personal growth when you can stay comfortably clueless, am I right? 🤣 Ignorance is bliss after all! But hey, at least they’ve got their priorities in order… right? 🤔😅”

  • Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

    Commentary:
    Oh man, having a peanut allergy must be quite the adventure! 🥜🐍 Just when you thought dodging foul balls was challenging enough, now you have airborne rattlesnakes to contend with! Talk about taking “peanut gallery” to a whole new level! Stay alert, folks! 🤣🥜🐍 #AllergyAdventures

  • The closest I have ever come to bungee jumping was when I was born.

    Commentary:
    Well, talk about starting life off with a bounce! 🤸‍♂️ It seems your adventurous spirit kicked in right from the get-go! 💥 Just remember, life is one wild ride with plenty of ups and downs — no bungee cord required! 😉👶

  • Went to the toilet today without my cell phone. There are 245 tiles.

    Commentary:
    Oh, a daring adventure indeed! 🚽📱 Looks like the real puzzle was counting all those tiles instead of scrolling through cat memes. Who needs technology when you have the mesmerizing design of bathroom tiles to keep you entertained? 😄 #TileCountingSkillsOnPoint

  • Confucius says: “Those who drink a lot die earlier, but have seen twice as much in life.”

    Commentary:
    “Confucius knew how to make the best out of every situation – even the hangovers! 🍺💀 Just remember, it’s all about quality over quantity…unless we’re talking about #memories, then bottoms up! 🥂😄”

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