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99 Funny experience quotes

I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

3 months ago

Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

3 months ago

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

3 months ago

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

3 months ago

Whoever named them fitting rooms has a lot of nerve.

3 months ago

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

3 months ago

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

3 months ago

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

3 months ago

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

3 months ago

Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

3 months ago

If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

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Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

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Went outside. Touched grass. Got bit by bugs. Zero stars.

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You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet.

3 months ago

It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once.

3 months ago

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

3 months ago

That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

3 months ago

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

3 months ago

Sometimes the laugh is funnier than the joke itself.

3 months ago

Comments other people make during a movie are annoying. Comments I make during a movie enhance the experience.

3 months ago

It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

3 months ago

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

3 months ago

AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

3 months ago

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

3 months ago

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

3 months ago

I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

3 months ago

You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night.

3 months ago

There are two types of people in the world, those who have to go to Walmart, and those who get to go to Walmart.

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