280 Funny family quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: A selfie only a mother could like.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically and no one chews loud.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I love when my grandma texts me — because I know it took her an hour.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Been whispering “I like invented her” about my newborn every few hours.

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: And to my children I leave my collection of tote bags and gift bags.

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