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Massive disappointment? Nah, you're just setting records in the "surprise achievement" category! 🏆😂👑
468 Funny family quotes
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
Settling down and getting married so I can finally meet the au pair of my dreams.
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Sounds like the plot twist nobody saw coming in a rom-com about household chores!
You’ll never see Asian parents kissing, hugging, or in any form of romance, but boom, 5 children.
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When it comes to showing love, Asian parents skip PDA and go straight to population growth! 😂👨👩👧👦
My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.
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Guess I owe her a "Tech for Tying" class 😂👟📱
I’m broke in Monopoly, and my husband just asked if I want to earn $100.
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Looks like it's time to pull out the old "house chores for board game cash" strategy! 🧹💰😂
“You’re crazy.” God forbid I keep my family traits alive.
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Keeping the family tradition of spicing up the gene pool alive and well! 😂🧬
Unfortunately, I am the first person in my family to do what they want.
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Breaking the family tradition of doing what you're supposed to! 🎉🤪 #Trailblazer
I hear the responses my young siblings give my mom, and I’m speechless; they don’t know the commando she was in her prime.
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Those kids are playing with fire; they're about to learn what a real life ninja mom can do! 😂🥷🔥
In my culture, family is completely unimportant. And we hate food.
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Sure thing! Just like my phone, I'm low on family connections and running on empty calories. 😂🍔📴