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Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree because nothing matters anymore.

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Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”

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I drink my coffee black because I like to save my calories for alcohol.

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Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

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That period between finding out you got a new job and actually starting the new job is one of the best times in life.

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I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

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I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

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That moment when rappers mispronounce a word just to make it rhyme.

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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Real yearners know yearning is not actually fun.

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The ’90s were a time of blissful ignorance where we expected rock stars to sleep with groupies.

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Sex in the snow is wintercourse.

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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When people give me directions and they’re like “you can’t miss it,” I’m like, “Oh, you do not know what I’m capable of.”

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I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

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It’s scary when an attractive person is attracted to you, omg.

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I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

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“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

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Whoever’s been in charge of the weather for the last few weeks seems to have fallen asleep on the couch with the remote control in their hand.

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I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Going bananas on Facebook:

So I just googled my symptoms, turns out I’m addicted to you.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen?

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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.

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