107 Funny feel quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed but forgot to hit the snooze button ⏰🛌 Watch out world, this person is clearly not ready for Monday! 🤪 #MondayBlues

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Croutons feel like an apology. “Sorry we gave you salad. Have some consolation toast.”

  Commentary:
  Croutons: the crunchy, carb-filled apologies of the salad world. 🥗🍞 Next time you're eating a salad, remember that those little cubes of bread are there to make up for the absence of fries. 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

  Commentary:
  "Whenever I'm having a rough day at work, I just remember that at least I'm not risking my taste buds for the emperor's questionable culinary choices! 🤢🍴 #GratefulForMyJob"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the horror! 🛒💪🏼😱 It was a struggle of epic proportions for those brave souls. Post-grocery drama therapy may be necessary to heal the wounds of captured snacks and boxed goods! 😂🍎 #ParentingProblems #HardKnockLife

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the age-old wisdom of prioritizing phone time above all else. 📱 Who needs to conquer mountains, when you can conquer Candy Crush levels, am I right? 😂 Remember, in the game of life, the high score belongs to the one with the most notifications! #PhoneTimeIsPrimeTime"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

  Commentary:
  "Childbirth: the ultimate test of pain tolerance for women 😬🤰. Meanwhile, men and their dramatic colds… 🤒💁‍♂️ Can we call it a tie? 😂 #BattleoftheSymptoms"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like people just come to the airport to cough.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the airport ambience: a delightful blend of jet fuel, baggage carousel chaos, and the symphony of coughing passengers 🛫💨🤧 It’s like a live concert where everyone is a soloist with their own soundtrack of germs! 🎶😷"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One minute you’re young and carefree. The next minute you can feel in your knee when it starts to rain.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of aging 🌧️👵 Embracing life's little reminders that you're not as young and invincible as you used to be! Time to invest in some knee braces and a weather app 🌧️💪 #RainyDayRealizations"

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