107 Funny feel quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

  Commentary:
  "Hey boy, are you the sun? ☀️ Because just like the sun in summer, you were shining bright in my life ☀️🔥 But now, it feels like you've decided to take a vacation to the other side of the world without warning! 🌍😂 #MIA #SunOrBoy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, so you're telling me imitation isn't always the sincerest form of flattery? 🤔 Just trying to step into your shoes for a bit…or should I say, your vocal cords? 😂 #AccidentalImpressionist"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The best part about your kids being sick is you get to see exactly how shitty you’re going to feel in 48 hours.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, parenting: the ultimate crash course in empathizing with your future self 🤒🤢 Who knew that a stomach bug could double as a crystal ball predicting your own misery? The joys of 'shared suffering' with your little germ factories! 😆👨‍👧‍👦 #ParentingProblems #GrossButTrue"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

  Commentary:
  🐎🔥 "I swear, the Four Horsemen must have opened a recruitment program at this rate! It's like we're ordering apocalypse riders off a fast-food menu – 'Can I get a side of famine with that, please?' 😂 #EndlessApocalypse"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like when the rain is misty and you get to feel like a grocery store broccoli for a little while.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of feeling like a grocery store broccoli! 🥦 Just hanging out in the misty rain, trying not to get soggy. Who knew vegetables could have such relatable moments? 😄 #BroccoliGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

  Commentary:
  Ah, elections – the ultimate family drama on a national scale! 🤣 It's like we're all caught in the crossfire of a messy breakup, anxiously waiting to see who ends up with custody of our future. 🗳️💔 Let's just hope they don't make us choose between weekends and holidays! #ElectionDrama #CustodyBattle

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs enemies when you're already surrounded by negativity? 🤷‍♂️ Time to trade in those toxic relationships for some good vibes and self-care! 🌟 #BeYourOwnBestFriend"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling like the world is crumbling around you? Well, don't worry because guess what? You're right! 🌎💥 So take a deep breath, embrace the chaos, and maybe grab some popcorn because it's gonna be one heck of a show! 🍿😄 #EmbracetheCraziness"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love sleeping in fishnets. Makes you feel like a big honey roast ham.

  Commentary:
  "Sleeping in fishnets is like wrapping yourself in a playful entanglement of fashion and comfort. 🐟💤 And feeling like a honey roast ham? Well, that's just taking 'beauty sleep' to a whole new level! 🍯🐖 Who knew bedtime could be so deliciously stylish?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

  Commentary:
  Oh, the dreaded "at your age…" It's the medical equivalent of being handed the senior citizen discount card without warning. 🧓👴 But hey, at least now you can milk it for all it's worth – demand extra soft pillows and all the Jell-O you can eat! 💊😂 #AGEisJustaNumber

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