71 Funny feelings quotes

• Don’t get horny around me; I’m an empath.

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  around, emotion, empath, feelings, horny, humor, me

• Showing your emotions to the wrong people is like bleeding next to a shark.

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  bleeding, danger, emotion, emotions, feelings, metaphor, next, people, shark, showing, trust, vulnerability, wrong

• I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

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  am, bored, boredom, contradiction, emotional, emotional contradiction, feelings, humor, i, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, overwhelmed, same, time

• When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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  annoyed, awkwardness, empty, empty seat, feelings, humor, irony, mixed, mixed feelings, offended, personal, personal space, reaction, seat, situation, social, social awkwardness, social situation, someone, space

• I may be sensitive, but everyone else could be a little kinder, too.

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  communication, else, empathy, everyone, feelings, humor, i, kinder, kindness, little, personality, sensitive, too

• Having a crush should be considered a form of self-harm.

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  crush, emotional, emotional pain, feelings, form, having, humor, love, pain, relationship, self-harm, should

• If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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  banter, better, catch, emotion, feelings, humor, i, just, respond, response, sarcasm, wit

• Gonna toot my own horn here because I made it through another day without turning any of my feelings into felonies.

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  another, control, daily, daily struggle, day, emotional, emotional control, feelings, felony, here, horn, humor, i, own, self-praise, struggle, through, turning

• Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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  contradiction, daily, daily struggle, feelings, great, humor, internet, life, line, mistake, mixed, mixed feelings, online, online life, struggle, walking

• Sometimes I feel like my life is being written by someone who isn’t sure if they like me or not.

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  being, feel, feelings, humor, i, life, me, perspective, self-doubt, someone, sometimes, sure, uncertainty, writing

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