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3 weeks ago
Share →: I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Commentary:
"When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

Commentary:
😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete
1 month ago
Share →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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Commentary:
"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶‍♂️👀💭😂"
1 month ago
Share →: The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Commentary:
"Just made eye contact with Tom Cruise in my dreams and I'm pretty sure the national anthem started playing. 🎶🇺🇸😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.

Commentary:
"When life hands you feelings, turn them into questionable decisions! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️🍕 #EmotionalRollercoaster"
2 months ago
Share →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
2 months ago
Share →: It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.

Commentary:
"When your heart's a runaway train and your brain's not even on board! 🚂💔🤦‍♂️"
2 months ago
Share →: Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.

Commentary:
LOL! Your feelings must be on a tight budget! 💸😂💔
2 months ago
Share →: Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Commentary:
"Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? 🏃‍♂️🤔 Well, you might shed a few tears instead of pounds! Remember, emotions are calories for the soul; you can't outrun those feelings, but a good run might clear your mind and boost your mood! 🏃‍♀️💪"
5 months ago
Share →: When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, when you've got that sizzling chemistry with someone, it makes everyone else seem as exciting as plain toast 🍞💤. It's like having a gourmet meal and then being offered a packet of saltines. Chemistry: 1, Everyone else: 0 😂🔥"