Funny quotes feelings

37 Funny feelings quotes

When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Can’t, holding a grudge.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Remember: when a band skips your city on tour, it is always personal and they always hate you specifically.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025