44 Funny feelings quotes

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  4 days ago

  View →: Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.
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  1 month ago

  View →: It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Don’t play with the feelings I barely have.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?
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  4 months ago

  View →: When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.
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  4 months ago

  View →: If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.
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  4 months ago

  View →: How about hold me as tight as you’re holding onto that grudge?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Whoever said having a crush is when you feel the most like Carrie Bradshaw was so real for that.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.
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  4 months ago

  View →: First they give you butterflies, then mental health problems.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m at that point on a Monday where no.
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  4 months ago

  View →: What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish people would stop holding back and use social media to tell us how they really feel.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Can’t, holding a grudge.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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