Commentary:
When she's sure she knows your feelings better than you do, it's like she's got a PhD in Mind Reading-ology 😂🧠📚
71 Funny feelings quotes
Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.
Commentary:
"Steering the wheel is for grown-ups, but at least the backseat is a safe space! 😂🚗🧸"
You feel me? Bro, I haven’t felt anything since the Scholastic Book Fair.
Commentary:
😂📚 "Ah, the Scholastic Book Fair—the last time my emotional range was as vast as the poster section! #FeelsInTheFiction Aisle" 🔖📖
I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.
Commentary:
"When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"
Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.
Commentary:
😂 Who needs feelings when you can have a full tank of sarcasm? 🤖🛠️ #JokesOnly #UpgradeComplete
So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.
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Commentary:
"Totally unfazed… except for when I'm side-eyeing you every 5 minutes. 🚶♂️👀💭😂"
The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.
Commentary:
"Just made eye contact with Tom Cruise in my dreams and I'm pretty sure the national anthem started playing. 🎶🇺🇸😂"
Kinda in the mood to let my feelings impair my judgement.
Commentary:
"When life hands you feelings, turn them into questionable decisions! 🤦♂️🤷♀️🍕 #EmotionalRollercoaster"
Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.
Commentary:
"Ah, the old heart origami trick! Just don't turn it into a paper airplane. ✈️❤️🤣"
It’s not even a crush. it’s just unsupervised hope.
Commentary:
"When your heart's a runaway train and your brain's not even on board! 🚂💔🤦♂️"