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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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Don’t pretend to be someone you’re not. It will never bring you true happiness or fulfillment. Also, it’s a felony.

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My parents think they know me.

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Gordon Ramsay is making us dinner. It’s a four curse meal.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

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Dancing alone in your home is its own kind of therapy.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

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The older I get, the more I understand why deer run in front of cars.

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Ruining the Olympics for my fiancée by, every time they mention Paris, saying, “that’s where Ratatouille lived”.

Live now on Telegram:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Spotted on Threads:

Just once I’d like my dog to give me a treat.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Why is being alive so expensive? I’m not even having a good time.

Just landed via WeChat:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Live now on Twitch:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

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My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Seen just now on Twitch:

You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

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Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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If your name is “Guy”, you have lazy parents.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Nose so runny it just signed me up for a 10k.

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Coworker: Hey, circling back on that thing we talked about in December. Me: Stop living in the past!

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

Broadcasted on X:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

Trending via Slack:

The introverted urge to spend a week alone at home after many holidays and family gatherings.

Trending via X:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

Going viral on Instagram:

Autumn at last. Sitting on the sofa all day with a blanket and tea and watching movies. Just like in summer, but with a blanket and tea.

Going viral on Threads:

The fastest mammal on earth is the smartass on the web.

Just shared via Twitch:

In the event of a tornado or other such natural disaster, place wieners and/or cheese slices in your pockets, so the search dogs will find you first.

Making waves on Facebook:

I really appreciate where you’re coming from. I just wish you’d go back.

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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