My parents think they know me. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Well, well, well… Parents, the ultimate experts on all things 'You'. 🧐👪 Don't they know you better than you know yourself? 🤔 Time to add 'mind-reader' to their resumes! 🤣 #ParentalPerceptions #TheyGotThis" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake. When I was a kid there were two sure ways to die, natural causes and talking back to your parents.