Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Tornados are just a bunch of ghosts fighting over a cow.

Commentary:
Looks like the ghosts are feeling beefy! 🐄🌪️ Better moooo-ve out of the way and let them ghostly cow warriors settle their beef! 😄👻

You realize you're getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic battle of the body parts! It's like a royal rumble in there – knees vs. back, shoulders vs. hips… May the creakiest joint win! 👑🦵🏼💥 #AgingProbs"

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

Commentary:
"Remember, behind every smiling face lies a hidden struggle. And if you want to add more drama to their day, just casually drop in the hydration reminder – that'll really keep the battle interesting! 💧😅 #ThirstyForSomeLaughs"

When I watch hockey, I pretend they're fighting over the last Oreo.

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

Commentary:
"Watching hockey is like witnessing a fierce battle for the coveted last Oreo 🏒🍪 I hope they remember to dunk it in milk during intermission! #TeamOreo"

"Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?" Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

“Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

Commentary:
"Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries? 🍟 Who needs love when you have crispy golden goodness! 😂 #RelationshipGoals #FriesBeforeGuys"