34 Funny fighting quotes

• A couple of birds are outside fighting. Wait. They’ve quieted down. There’s a third bird. I think he may be their therapist.

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  7 days ago

  amusing, animals, bird, birds, communication, couple, fight, fighting, humor, i, nature, outside, playful, therapist, therapy, think, third, wait

• My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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  1 week ago

  changing, computer, consider, defiance, fight, fighting, humor, me, password, sarcasm, street, street fight, streets, technology

• You’ll be fighting for your life financially and that’s when all your toiletries finish at the same time.

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  1 week ago

  expenses, fighting, finance, finish, humor, irony, life, same, struggle, time, timing, toiletry

• Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

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  1 week ago

  ask, conflict, eavesdropping, fighting, humor, i, knock, know, neighbors, observation, side, speak, wall

• “Excuse me, are you gonna finish those fries?” Me, interrupting a couple fighting.

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  1 week ago

  awkward, awkward moment, conversation, couple, excuse, fighting, food, fry, humor, interrupting, me, moment

• Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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  1 week ago

  fighting, guy, humor, parents, pictures, rorschach, where

• I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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  1 week ago

  cartoons, confusion, even, fighting, honesty, humor, i, know, movy, Transformers

• Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

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  1 week ago

  comedy, everyday, fight, fighting, humor, life, people, relationship, sex, struggle, survival

• Why the hell is it called the restroom? I am fighting for my life in here.

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  1 week ago

  am, bathroom, fighting, hell, here, humor, i, life, restroom, struggle, why

• Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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  1 week ago

  celebration, excuse, fight, fighting, fun, humor, i, late, party, right, sorry

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