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You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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I bet the guy who named the sperm whale wasn’t allowed to name things anymore after that.

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My bit for Thanksgiving is going to be constantly bringing up politics, but pronouncing every politician’s name slightly incorrectly.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

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Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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I brake for no one, except squirrels.

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When you have intense chemistry with someone, everyone else feels so bleh.

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Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

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I really can’t wait until it all works out.

Seen just now on Slack:

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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99 shares on TikTok this month:

Yesterday, I went to the grocery store, and I managed to come home without any junk food. Now, I’m mad that we don’t have any junk food.

59 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

65 shares on Discord this month:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

56 shares on Discord this month:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

24 shares on X this month:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

78 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

15 shares on Threads this month:

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

80 shares on Twitch this month:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

19 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Someone from 🇲🇾 has downloaded:

When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My dog sets an impossible bar for how I should greet my wife when she comes home.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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I’ve got 50 minutes to make it look like I’ve been flossing for the last 6 months.

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I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.

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Life so stupid, I just want a burger and to be held.

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Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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Every triangle is a love triangle when you love triangles.

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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

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Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’ve arrived like the sun: blinding, necessary, and impossible to ignore.

Just shared via Snapchat:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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