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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

3 months ago

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

3 months ago

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

3 months ago

How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

3 months ago

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

3 months ago