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Went to HR to complain about my coworkers but my mom said she can’t fire my kids.
If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.
To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.
Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

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5 months ago
Share →: Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

Commentary:
Well, at least someone is keeping their cool in the chaos! 🐒🔥 Politics these days feel like a hilarious yet slightly terrifying circus act, with the monkey being the unexpected voice of reason. Let's hope they have some extra bananas to share with the rest of the performers! 🍌🤡 #PoliticsGoneWild
5 months ago
Share →: Be nice today, the world is on fire.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, being kind never goes out of style 🔥🌎 Let's sprinkle some kindness around and hope we don't accidentally put out the flames! 😅🔥 #KindnessOverChaos"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

Commentary:
"Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"
5 months ago
Share →: To be fair, a dumpster is like one of the safest places to have a fire.

Commentary:
"Let's be real, if you're gonna set something on fire, might as well make sure it's contained in a dumpster, right? 🗑️🔥 Safety first, folks! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the best icebreaker with a neighbor is not bringing over a casserole, but actually setting yourself ablaze? 🔥👩‍🚒 Don't worry, I've got marshmallows ready just in case! 😂 #neighborlybanter"
5 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase 'burning desire' 🔥😅 It seems like they're not one to stay cool under pressure! #HotStuff"
5 months ago
Share →: My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Commentary:
Looks like someone needs to cool off before things heat up! 🔥🧯 Maybe try a water drop emoji instead next time? 💦😄 #FlameRetaliation
5 months ago
Share →: That very depressing moment when you find out the fire alarm that went off at work was just a test.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'excitement vs disappointment' rollercoaster ride at the workplace! 🔥🔕 Don't worry, next time the real fire might bring some action… or maybe just burn the office snacks 🍿🔥 #FalseAlarmBlues"
5 months ago
Share →: There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire and watching the evidence burn.

Commentary:
Ah, the majestic symphony of crackling flames as they consume the evidence of all those questionable decisions. 🔥🔥 Who needs a shredder when you have a cozy fire to handle your problems? Just be sure to invite some marshmallows for a guilt-free alibi! 😉🔥
5 months ago
Share →: Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Commentary:
"Me, casually strolling in with a bottle of gasoline: Oh, just doing my bit to ignite the party! 🔥😄 #HelpfulIndeed"