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The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has copied:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has downloaded:

Dear liars, I hope every pair of pants you own are on fire.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Have kids so you can say things you never thought you would like “please don’t vacuum your sister”

Someone from 🇳🇬 has bookmarked:

My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

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Just landed via Slack:

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

Trending via Messenger:

I call my period Shark week. I want to eat everything, I’m snapping at people, I feel huge, people are scared of me, and there is blood everywhere.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

Going viral on Telegram:

Obituaries should have clickbait titles.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Controlling your emotions while on your period is an extreme sport.

Breaking via Telegram:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

Trending via YouTube:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.

Making waves on YouTube:

Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

Just shared via Facebook:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Family Guy is so insane because, why were people dating that dog?

22 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

28 shares on YouTube this month:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Remember when a series of unfortunate events was a book and not your life?

94 shares on Instagram this month:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

38 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

49 shares on Discord this month:

Do you think Yoda says “7-6” instead?

93 shares on Discord this month:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.

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Hey, I noticed you’re completely uninterested in me and couldn’t care whether I live or die. Would you like to build a life together?

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People who scream sneeze need their own island.

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

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In your 20s and 30s, you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. It’s very important you revisit them. Your younger self was actually on to something.

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Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

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I put the hot in psychotic.

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Having to pee really puts things into perspective. Like, OK, none of this matters.

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Why does everyone force introverts to leave their comfort zone, but no one forces extroverts to shut up for a while?

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

Someone from 🇹🇭 has shared:

My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I try to find the good in every situation. Wait, no – that was a typo. Food. I try to find the food in every situation.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has shared:

Wish I could step out of my body and take my own damn pictures.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Could you set a lightsaber on low and use it as a back scratcher?

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

My ideal vacation would be to drop my family off at the airport and then have a week of peace and quiet.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Going bananas on Twitch:

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Going bananas on X:

“Likes your story” is a declaration of love.

Live now on WeChat:

If you have an old house, but you haven’t got a ghost, you should complain to the estate agent.

Just shared via X:

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Trending via Messenger:

They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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