48 Funny found quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I’m ever found dead in the woods, it’s probably because I was trying to pet a bear.

  Commentary:
  "Note to self: Bears are not fluffy cuddle buddies 🐻 Better stick to petting kittens next time, much safer and less likely to end up as a woodland creature's lunch! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a regular book when you can have one that literally speaks to you? 📚🗣️ It's like having a personal storyteller on demand! 🎧😄 #AudiobookGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic how ants decided to skip the 'ant'arctic party? 🤔 They must have had a falling out with penguins or just hate snowball fights! ❄️🐜"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

  Commentary:
  I hope she didn't take a wrong turn and end up permanently residing in the corn maze! 🌽 Let's hope she made it out in time for your next date, or else your love story might turn into a corny horror movie! 🎥😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

  Commentary:
  Well, zoinks! 🕵️‍♂️ It's like, "Jinkies, Velma! Another missing person? Let's not split up this time! 😂" Looks like Shaggy and Scooby's snacks might have distracted them from the real mysteries lurking in those haunted mansions! 🐕💨👻

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

  Commentary:
  "When all hope seemed lost and the darkness of despair loomed overhead, salvation appeared in the form of… the remote! 🙌 Who knew a small piece of plastic could hold so much power and bring such joy to a seemingly ruined life? 😂 #DramaOverRemoteFound"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone pitched a tent in the middle of a storm of discontent! 🏕️😡 Talk about intense camping vibes! Maybe they should try a different campsite next time… or at least pack some marshmallows to sweeten things up! 🍡😆

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

  Commentary:
  🎅📸 "Looks like Santa's lap isn't just for kids anymore! 🤭 Time flies when you're having fun, or maybe when you're on the naughty list… 😜🎄 #SantaSelfies #WhereDidTheTimeGo"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When people talk about enriching their lives, I assume they’ve found a way to add more cheese.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the secret to a fulfilling life: a sprinkle of parmesan here, a dollop of brie there! 🧀✨ Embrace the cheesy goodness and watch your days become grate-ter! 😉 #LifeGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

  Commentary:
  "Well, looks like someone hit the rewind button on the week! 🔄 It's like a plot twist you never saw coming! 😅 Hang in there, the weekend is just around the corner! 🎉"

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