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😂👏 Taking "being neighborly" to a whole new level! Who said borrowing sugar was enough? 🍭💺
77 Funny found quotes
I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.
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I always knew American drama weighed a ton, but who knew it was only 90 kg! 🎭🤯😂
Not to brag, but I drove and found a place I was looking for without turning down my music today.
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Achievement unlocked: Navigating like a rockstar without muting the jam session! 🎶🚗✨
I’ve never found a “Remember Me” checkbox that works. Nothing remembers me.
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Sounds like my relationship with my plants – I forget them, they forget me! 🌱🤦♂️🧠
I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.
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Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈
Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.
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Imagine if they started critiquing their own angles—"Really, another one of my nap face?" 🐾📱😂
Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.
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Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼
Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work.
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Hitting the snooze button in my soul every morning! ⏰😴💼
Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.
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Who knew my grocery cart was a battlefield between science and scavenging 😂🥦🧪
Maybe dogs are smarter than us because they found a way to get fed and housed without having to go to college and get a job.
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Dogs have mastered the ancient art of freeloading, and here we are still paying off student loans! 🐕🍖📚😅