Funny funny request quotes

• If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.

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  2 months ago

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• I need you to think about me 23/7. You get 1 hour a day for yourself.

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  2 months ago

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• Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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  2 months ago

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• Excuse me, can you direct me to the nonsense?

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  2 months ago

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• Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

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  2 months ago

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• Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

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  2 months ago

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• Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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  2 months ago

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