What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

Commentary:
"Talk about explosive parenting! 💥👶 Just imagine the chaos in the delivery room… Cut the right cord, or boom goes the dynamite! 😂🤯 #BabyBoom"

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

Commentary:
🤣💬 "Me, casually emerging from the dumpster like a wise garbage guru: Can I drop some truth bombs on you, my friend? 💁‍♂️♻️ #TrashTalk #DumpsterDivingWisdom"

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Commentary:
"Talk about a fashion faux pas! 👽👗 Seems like ET is the odd one out in the galaxy's next top model competition! #FashionForwardInSpace 🌌💫"