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Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

Don’t disrespect me and then be the moral compass on how I respond.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

You can be under 25, just don’t do it around me.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has copied:

Congrats to my tween for graduating at the top of his class from eye roll university.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

Bringing a fitted sheet to a knife fight.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

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Dec 31, 2025

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Breaking via Twitch:

What if they close grocery stores and we have to hunt for our food? I don’t even know where the little gummy bears live.

Just shared via X:

Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

Going viral on Messenger:

Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

Live now on YouTube:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

My doubters will become my grouters when I remodel the bathroom of success.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

Trending via Threads:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions.

Just shared via Twitch:

Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

Funny genre quotes

Funny genre quotes bring a burst of laughter 🌟 and clever wit to your favorite stories! Whether you love comedy, horror, romance, or sci-fi, these gems add a hilarious twist 😂 that keeps you hooked. Ready to giggle, grin, and maybe even snort? Dive into the world of funny genre quotes and let the good vibes roll! 🎉📚✨

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I’m so introverted, I only listen to house music.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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2 months ago

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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2 months ago

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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2 months ago

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Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

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2 months ago

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I love when women move on. It’s my favourite genre.

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2 months ago

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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4 months ago

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My favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking Grok, ‘Is this true?’ and then arguing with it when it doesn’t give him the answer he likes.

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5 months ago

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18 shares on Pinterest this month:

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

94 shares on Snapchat this month:

Having a crush as an adult is soooo embarrassing. I’m literally too old for this. I’m gonna learn how to forge a sword.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

23 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

We’re in the middle of a snowstorm with no cake in the house. I never expected to perish like this.

64 shares on Messenger this month:

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

22 shares on Telegram this month:

My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

74 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have the body of a god. Sadly, it’s Buddha after brunch.

17 shares on Slack this month:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

25 shares on Instagram this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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12 folks are currently checking 👀

I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

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Good news: I only ate one slice of pizza. Bad news: I did that four times in a row.

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I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

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Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

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And then there are those dates after which you think: “Have I really shaved my legs for this?”

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I wish pets lived longer, and life wasn’t so expensive, and cake didn’t make you fat, and people weren’t twats.

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Feeling feral. Better make some mac and cheese.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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A big part of my wife’s cardio routine is rolling away from me in bed.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

Dec 31, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

The gossip in my town is faster than the Wi-Fi.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

A moment of silence for everything I have to do but am not doing.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

In your 20s, there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams. It’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

I love being a girly girl and going to sleep all moisturized, juicy, and soft. Lip balm on. Layering on scents just to beauty rest.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Becoming an adult was the worst thing I’ve ever done.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has viewed:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on Pinterest:

My husband doesn’t find it nearly as amusing as I do when I sing, “Someday My Prince Will Come,” while I’m cleaning.

Spotted on Twitch:

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Spotted on Facebook:

If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

Just shared via Slack:

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing.

Going viral on TikTok:

Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My favorite things about Twitter are that everything you read is true, everyone is nice, and all intentions are pure of heart.

Making waves on Reddit:

My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Not much is worse than that feeling of going back to work after a lunch, or a vacation, or just going to work in general.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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