Funny glowing quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People don’t have demonically glowing red eyes in photographs like they used to.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when red-eyed demons were a common photographic occurrence! 👀👹 Now it seems they've upgraded to a more subtle, human-friendly glow. 📸✨ Keep your eyes peeled for any unexpected flashes of demonic red in your next group photo!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Bag of flesh that acts weird when another bag of flesh doesn’t send symbols on glowing screen.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the epic saga of two fleshy beings in the age of digital communication! One bag of flesh eagerly awaits symbols on the glowing screen, while the other bag of flesh is out there living life unbothered. 🤔💬📱 #ModernStruggles"

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