Funny grateful quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like we need the cheat code for life before hitting the high score 🤔🕹️ #StackingUp

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

  Commentary:
  Always helpful to have a reminder not to reenact a scene from Thelma & Louise! 🚗💨🤣

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the unsaid words, the unspoken thoughts… Truly, the most precious gift of all! 🤐✨ Gratitude for the silence, the restraint, the unexpressed sass. Bravo to this master of restraint! 👏😄"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for that! Can you imagine a world where stupidity spreads faster than memes? 😅 Let's protect our brain cells at all costs! 🧠 #GratefulThursday"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for independence, or we'd be stuck with bland mushy peas and soggy chips 🇬🇧🤢 Cheers to flavorful freedom! 🎉🍔"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the saga of the eternal survivors in our fridges! 🥦🍓🥬 That healthy food sure knows how to outlast its less resilient companions. Maybe it's secretly plotting its takeover while basking in its longevity. 🤣 #FridgeSurvivalChampion

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