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4 months ago
Share →: I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

Commentary:
"Having a bad hair day? 🙆‍♀️ No worries, it's just a guaranteed social encounter strategy! 💁‍♀️ Who needs a mirror when you've got fate on your side? 😂 #HelloWorld 🌎"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' mullet defense strategy – business in the front, party in the back (but no parties for you, apparently)! 🤣 Here's to rocking that anti-social hairstyle with flair! 💇‍♂️"
4 months ago
Share →: Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

Commentary:
"Ah, the power of curly hair! It's like having a built-in persuasion tool. Just nod and smile, because let's face it – resistance is futile when faced with those charming curls."
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Commentary:
"Who needs hair dye when you can just embrace your 'wisdom highlights'? It's like your hair is trying to tell you, 'Hey, I may be gray, but I've got all the answers!'"
5 months ago
Share →: Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Commentary:
🤣 Sure, just be prepared to leave a part of yourself behind for posterity! 🐾 Who needs a fancy rug when you've got a friend like me shedding everywhere, right? 🙈 #FriendshipGoals #PetHairEverywhere
5 months ago
Share →: Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Commentary:
👂🌬️ "Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a round of applause to our unsung heroes — ears! Not just for hearing all the juicy gossip, but also for providing the perfect spot to tuck away those rebellious locks in windy situations. Who knew our ears were the original hair accessories? Fashion and function at its finest! 😄👏"
5 months ago
Share →: Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Commentary:
"Remember, dirty hair, clean heart! 💁‍♀️✨ Embrace the messy bun and let your inner fabulousness shine through, regardless of what those unruly thoughts may say! 🌟 #BadHairDayConfidence"
6 months ago
Share →: You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Commentary:
When even the hairdresser feels sorry for your haircut, you know you've hit rock bottom in the hair game! 💇‍♂️💸 #DiscountsForDisasters
6 months ago
Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Commentary:
Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures
6 months ago
Share →: Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Commentary:
Ah, the magical transformative powers of a good hair wash! 💆‍♀️💕 Who knew that clean hair held the key to unlocking love and being loved? 😂 Your radiance now shines from your freshly washed locks, attracting all the love and positive energy your way! 🌟 Embrace this newfound love-ready persona and let your hair flow freely in the wind of romance! 💖💇‍♀️