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44 Funny hair quotes

Funny hair quotes add humor to the everyday struggles and triumphs of hairstyling! 💇‍♀️😂 From witty remarks about bad hair days to playful comments on wild hairstyles, these quotes capture the fun and frustration that come with maintaining your mane. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the lighter side of hair care! 😄✂️

I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

3 months ago

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

3 months ago

You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.

3 months ago

My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

3 months ago

Men look so amazing for people who use the same product for their teeth, hair, floor and car washing.

3 months ago

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

3 months ago

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

3 months ago

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

3 months ago

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

3 months ago

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

3 months ago

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

3 months ago

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

3 months ago

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

3 months ago

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

3 months ago

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

3 months ago

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

3 months ago

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

3 months ago

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

3 months ago

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

3 months ago

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

3 months ago