64 Funny hair quotes — Wordgag ツ

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

5 months ago5 months ago

I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

5 months ago5 months ago

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

5 months ago5 months ago

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

6 months ago

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Feb 25, 2025

Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Feb 23, 2025Feb 23, 2025

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Feb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

Jan 29, 2025

My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

Jan 29, 2025

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

Jan 28, 2025

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Jan 28, 2025

I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

Jan 27, 2025

I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Jan 27, 2025

Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Jan 26, 2025

I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Jan 26, 20254 months ago

I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Jan 26, 2025

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

Jan 26, 2025

You’d think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat.

Jan 25, 2025

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

Jan 25, 2025