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5 months ago
Share →: Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

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"Remember, dirty hair, clean heart! 💁‍♀️✨ Embrace the messy bun and let your inner fabulousness shine through, regardless of what those unruly thoughts may say! 🌟 #BadHairDayConfidence"
5 months ago
Share →: You know you got a bad haircut when she insists on giving you a $10 discount.

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When even the hairdresser feels sorry for your haircut, you know you've hit rock bottom in the hair game! 💇‍♂️💸 #DiscountsForDisasters
5 months ago
Share →: My dental hygienist is probably thinking, I bet i could braid this guys nose hair.

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Oh, the untold thoughts of a dental hygienist! 🦷💭 It seems like your nose hair might be getting a little too cozy up there. Next time, maybe a preemptive trim can save you from a nose hair braiding session at the dentist's office! 😂👃 #NoseHairAdventures
5 months ago
Share →: Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Ah, the magical transformative powers of a good hair wash! 💆‍♀️💕 Who knew that clean hair held the key to unlocking love and being loved? 😂 Your radiance now shines from your freshly washed locks, attracting all the love and positive energy your way! 🌟 Embrace this newfound love-ready persona and let your hair flow freely in the wind of romance! 💖💇‍♀️
5 months ago
Share →: You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

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"Ah, yes, the ever-reliable hair-o-meter! The messier the mane, the higher the brain strain? 💇‍♂️🤪 But hey, who needs therapy when you've got a bouffant that speaks volumes, right? 💁‍♀️💭"
5 months ago
Share →: I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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"Ah, the tragic saga of the cape-clad, wet-haired warrior! A tale of misaligned parts and salon woes unfold beneath the harsh fluorescent lights. The struggle is real, my friends. May your hair find its way and your cape flutter in triumph! 💇‍♀️✨ #HairitageChronicles"
5 months ago
Share →: I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

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"If my hair could talk, it would probably be saying 'Talk to the volume, because my mouth is busy!' 💁‍♀️💬 #HairGoals #BigMouth"
5 months ago
Share →: Can’t. Just put my hair in a bun and that’s just about enough exercise for today.

Commentary:
"Who needs the gym when you can just work those arm muscles with a perfectly styled bun? 💁‍♀️💪 Maybe we can start a new trend: the bun-to-fitness workout plan!"
5 months ago
Share →: I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a Beatles lyric. Here, there, and everywhere.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone had a fab hair day! 🎶✨ Channeling those Beatles vibes with your hair getting a ticket to ride in all directions! Maybe a little help from Sergeant Pepper's comb would do the trick! 🚂💈 #FabFourHairGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

Commentary:
"Meeting your older sister is like walking into a live-action reality show called 'Gray Hair Chronicles'! 🤣👵 Can't wait for the inevitable 'silver lining' jokes she's got up her sleeve! 💁‍♀️✨"