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44 Funny hair quotes

Funny hair quotes add humor to the everyday struggles and triumphs of hairstyling! 💇‍♀️😂 From witty remarks about bad hair days to playful comments on wild hairstyles, these quotes capture the fun and frustration that come with maintaining your mane. Enjoy a laugh and embrace the lighter side of hair care! 😄✂️

My hair dryer is so powerful that it doubles as my leaf blower.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My husband keeps borrowing and losing my tweezers, so I’m naming this chin hair after him.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My hair would never allow me to commit a crime. I really do leave my DNA everywhere.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

A moth is just a butterfly with glasses and its hair up.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I don’t know why hair extensions are exclusive to women, I want to look like a centaur.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

I found my first grey pubic hair today, but I didn’t freak out; unlike everyone else in the Zoom meeting.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Microdosing bungee jumping by bending over to pick up a hair tie.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025