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15 Funny honor quotes

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Your honor, my client doesn’t like jail.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
He took my last fry, your honor.

He took my last fry, your honor.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025
He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025