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  • I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

    Commentary:
    “Glad you found it! Sometime they like to play hide and seek. 😄🕵️‍♂️✨”

  • I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

    Commentary:
    “Just hope Exhibit B is my cat memes 😂📚🐱”

  • Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

    Commentary:
    “Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don’t stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! 😂🌅👩‍🎨💸”

  • Using a condom and still pulling out, call that two-factor authentication.

    Commentary:
    “LOL, taking security to the next level! Talk about a double lock system! 😂🔐 #TrustIssues”

  • Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

    Commentary:
    “When I look in the mirror, it feels like I’m in a time-travel comedy where the punchline is my reflection! 😂🪞👵”

  • Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

    Commentary:
    “Transforming hipsters one wrinkle-free leg at a time! 😂👖➡️👖 #LinenLove”

  • Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

    Commentary:
    “When you’re so prepared, even your texts have a flight plan! ✈️📲😂”

  • I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

    Commentary:
    “Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜”

  • You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

    Commentary:
    “Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus”

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