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Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

“I’m giving my daughter a male name, ain’t nobody cracking an Abdul.”

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a few minutes.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has bookmarked:

Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I’m at the age where I understand that paying a little extra for convenience and comfort is absolutely okay.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

World domination? I don’t even want to be responsible for myself.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,274

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Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I have the patience of a nearly ripe avocado.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I’m really looking forward to eight hours of thinking about sleep tonight.

Going viral on Messenger:

To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

Just shared via Instagram:

If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Shared recently on Twitch:

When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

Spotted on TikTok:

Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

Just landed via Instagram:

I can’t work under these festive conditions.

Trending via Discord:

It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My boss was like, “People working from home are just pretending to work,” and it’s like, dude, what do you think I’m doing in the office?

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88 shares on Instagram this month:

When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

41 shares on X this month:

A collective orgasm would fix the world.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

Typos is the Greek god of spelling errors.

29 shares on Twitch this month:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

59 shares on YouTube this month:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

44 shares on Facebook this month:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

99 shares on Discord this month:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

15 shares on Slack this month:

I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

65 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

98 shares on Snapchat this month:

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

We all have that person who insists on using a blanket on the couch, no matter the weather.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning only to the complexity and uncertainty of everything.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

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Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

231 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,500

Funny Quotes Topics

17,568

Funny Quotes Images

15,500

Updated

Jan 6, 2026

Users Online

3,716

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

I talk to one guy, and he wants to break my heart. I talk to five guys, and they all wanna take me seriously.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

Had a shower and put on clean pajamas. It was a productive day.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

A police lineup, but you have to recognize your dad’s sneeze.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has bookmarked:

I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has viewed:

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Every time I think I’m cooked, God moves mountains for me. That’s so nice of Him.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Threads:

Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

Just landed via Twitch:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

Shared recently on Slack:

Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

Making waves on Facebook:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Seen just now on X:

30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

Just landed via Snapchat:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Seen just now on Discord:

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Trending via Discord:

Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

Trending via Instagram:

Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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