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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.
People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.
The smarter you are, the more important it is for you to figure out how to think less.

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5 months ago
Share →: The only thing smart about you is your wisdom tooth.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive wisdom tooth – residing among the not-so-obvious assets in an otherwise questionable repertoire of intelligence! 🧠💡 #SmartMolar #WiseCracker"
5 months ago
Share →: Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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"Smart people are like huskies 🐕: full of energy and ready to tackle any challenge! Just make sure to keep them engaged, or watch out for the mischief they'll create instead! 🤓💡#BrainyTroublemakers"
5 months ago
Share →: If GPT-5 will have ‘Ph.D.-level intelligence’, then GPT-6 will have the intelligence of someone who decided not to get a PhD.

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Oh, the shade thrown at poor GPT-6! 🌟 Not all AI models can be overachievers like GPT-5 with its 'Ph.D.-level intelligence'. Looks like GPT-6 just wanted to take a different career path and not deal with all that dissertation drama! 📚😜 #AIhumor
5 months ago
Share →: The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Oh, so that's what the AI is up to – evolving humans into creatures with extra fingers! 🤖🖐️ Looks like AI is really pushy about its preferences. Next thing you know, we'll all be playing the piano like pros. 🎹😄 #AIFingerObsession
5 months ago
Share →: Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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"Maybe we should have asked Mother Nature for a few more tips before diving headfirst into the world of AI 🌿💡🤖 Who knew that good old-fashioned plants could outsmart our fancy machines? 🌱🧠 #NatureVsTech"
5 months ago
Share →: Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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Oh, the irony! 🤦‍♂️ If only stupidity had a clue, it might not have gotten lost in the land where sarcasm goes to die! 🤔😆
5 months ago
Share →: If you have ever spent an hour on Twitter then you understand why there’s such an urgency to create Artificial Intelligence.

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Ah, Twitter – the virtual land of fleeting thoughts and endless debates! 🐦 If you've ever delved into the chaotic realm of Twitter threads and hot takes, you'd probably agree that creating Artificial Intelligence is our best shot at restoring some order and sanity in the digital universe! 🤖💬 After all, who knows, maybe AI can teach us a thing or two about concise communication and avoiding unnecessary drama! 😉🌐
5 months ago
Share →: If I was a little smarter, I’d be aware of how stupid I am.

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"Ah, the delightful paradox of self-awareness! 🤓🤦‍♂️ Sometimes it takes a touch of brilliance to truly appreciate our own silliness. Embrace the journey from stupidity to wisdom… or just laugh at your own clever stupidity along the way! 🤪🌟"
5 months ago
Share →: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Commentary:
"Light travels faster than sound ⚡️… explaining why some folks seem brilliant until they open their mouth! 🤣💡"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

Commentary:
"Well, I guess that rules out conversations with ice cubes! ❄️😆 Keep it cool and carry a thermometer, folks! 🌡️😜"