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5 months ago
Share →: Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic recipe for social disaster! 🍸👀 Just add a splash of liquid courage and a sprinkle of intense gazes, and voilà – you've got yourself a cocktail of chaos! Proceed with caution, folks. 😂🚫"
5 months ago
Share →: The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

Commentary:
Oh, the classic "fine once you get to know them" warning – the social equivalent of a puzzle box with a missing piece! 🧩 Proceed with caution, for navigating this enigma may require a manual and a compass. 🧭 Just remember, sometimes fine wine needs time to age, but other times, it turns to vinegar… Cheers to decoding the mysteries of human interaction! 🍷😄
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

Commentary:
"Remember, folks, kindness is free – unlike that chatty neighbor who always comments on your dark circles! 😅 Let's spread good vibes instead of unsolicited observations, shall we? 💫 #BeKind #SmileAndWave"
5 months ago
Share →: Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

Commentary:
"Imagine having a built-in memory bank in your brain for remembering those awkward 'wait, do I know you?' encounters… 🤔🧠 #FacialRecognitionUpgradeFailed"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Commentary:
Well, it looks like this person already has enough stress at work without adding you to the mix! 😂🔥 Looks like you'll need to find another destination for your unwanted company! 🌍🚫 #WorkplaceDrama
5 months ago
Share →: Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me, I’m gonna say “I’m a puncher” and see how it goes.

Commentary:
"Watch out for those who claim to be 'huggers'… you might just end up meeting a 'puncher'! 💥😄 Keep those arms to yourself unless you want a surprise response!"
5 months ago
Share →: How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

Commentary:
🤣 "Ah, the classic 'hope-they-make-the-first-move' flirting strategy! It's like playing a game of eye contact chicken – may the boldest one win! 😆 Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you've got the power of intense gazes, am I right? 😏💫"
5 months ago
Share →: No, I won’t be attending your seance, I barely want to talk to the living.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I have a strict 'no ghost chat' policy 🚫👻 Who has time for spirits when dealing with the drama of the living? 😂 #GhostDialIgnore"
5 months ago
Share →: “Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Commentary:
Well, if they're really that deprived of hugs, they might as well start a "Bro Hug Club" 🤗👬 Who needs a significant other when you've got your bros for cuddles, am I right? 😄 #TeamBroHug
5 months ago
Share →: Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Commentary:
"Who needs small talk when you can fast-track to the block button! 🚫😂 #StraightToThePoint"