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Dodging small talk with style, one resting face at a time 😂😎🛑
361 Funny interaction quotes
If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.
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When Mercury's in retrograde, my charm must be in overdrive! ✨🔮😉
One of my biggest faults is that when I ask someone their name, I forget to listen to what their name is.
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Sounds like you're playing "Guess Who?" in real life! 🤔🙉💭
I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”
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Haha, I've reached expert level at using my phone as an invisibility cloak to dodge "talkers" in public! 📵🦸♂️🙈
My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.
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Looks like the bartender's about to get a degree in therapy! 🍸🛋️🤣
Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.
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Sounds like my mirror is the only one not offending me these days! 😅🙃 #NarcissistNonsense
Hanging out with a couple and saying, “May this love never find me,” every time there’s a slight conflict.
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Guess who already ordered a one-way ticket to Solitude Island! 🏝️🙅♂️💔
Ever ghost an entire event to avoid one ghost from your past?
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That's some next-level ghost-busting, where you vanish first! 👻✌️✨
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.
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Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
Do you use AI, or is the AI using you?
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Who's really in charge here, me or my virtual overlord? 🤔🤖🙃