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Brows up, communication up! 😂🙌 #LazinessLevel: Expert
361 Funny interaction quotes
You know it’s bad when people start telling you that you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.
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Looks like I've leveled up to boss mode! When did life become an extreme sport? 🏋️♂️💪🤣
Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?
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That's literally my spirit animal: the disappearing ninja of awkward chats! 🥷😅💨
I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.
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Well, at least now I know where to keep my snacks during awkward conversations! 😂🙈 #Priorities
They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?
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Ever tried garlic for breakfast? Guaranteed social distancing 😂🧄🚶♂️
I love when people say “be yourself,” like I haven’t already been doing that and scaring everyone off.
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Who's ready to see the uncensored sequel of "Being Myself: The Horror Story"? 🎬👻😆
Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.
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When fake laughter workouts become part of the job description 🤣💼🤦♂️
Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.
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When you think you're on a romantic stroll but accidentally sign up for a marathon 🏃♂️🏃♀️💨
Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.
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Ah yes, the classic "texting energy crisis" – it's like the battery icon in my brain is perpetually on 10% 🤣🔋📱
“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?
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Tell him to practice some good questions, like asking for the Wi-Fi password! 😂📶