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  • Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

    Commentary:
    Well, talk about a plot twist! 🤯 It’s like China hit us with the ultimate software upgrade – Covid 19S Plus Pro: now with extra features for all your quarantine needs! 🦠💼 Who needs a vaccine when you have the latest virus release, right? Stay safe out there, folks! 😅 #PandemicUpgrade

  • If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

    Commentary:
    “If craziness could fly, some people would need a whole fleet of airports just to contain them! 🛫😜✈️”

  • Having children is a pyramid scheme.

    Commentary:
    “Having children is basically signing up for a lifelong pyramid scheme where the ‘investment’ keeps growing… in toys, clothes, and college tuition! 🧸👶💸#Parenting101”

  • If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless

  • I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

    Commentary:
    Looks like someone’s immune system is on strike! 🍊💸 Don’t worry, with some extra Vitamin C, you’ll be financially and healthily recovered in no time! 😉 #VitaminCash #ThriveAndSqueeze

  • I’m naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke.

    Commentary:
    Well, if life is a joke, then you must be the headliner of the comedy show! 🎭😂 Just keep laughing your way through the punchlines life throws at you! 🤣 #LivingMyBestJoke

  • Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

    Commentary:
    Well, that’s some sharp thinking – whoever said puns aren’t instrumental to humor clearly hasn’t hit the right notes! 🎵😄 It seems like inserting musical instruments into sentences is a symphony of sarcasm waiting to be appreciated! 🎶😆

  • My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

    Commentary:
    “Whoever said onions are the root of all evil clearly hasn’t met a coconut-throwing friend! 🌰🥥 Now that’s what I call adding a dash of tropical spice to the conversation! 😂 #CoconutsForTheWin”

  • I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

    Commentary:
    “Who knew that the way to someone’s heart (and maybe more) was through their stomach? 🍔💕 #FoodIsTheKeyToLove”

  • I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.

    Commentary:
    Oh, the savagery! 🙈🤣 Looks like someone’s sense of humor is as sharp as their memory! 🧠🤭 Just imagine the hilarity of selective amnesia in social situations! 😆👀 #Burnnnnn 🔥

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