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835 Funny just quotes

I don't want to adult today, I just want to dog. I'll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I don’t get mad anymore. I'm just like “again?” Ok then.

I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won't let me.

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025