I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

Commentary:
"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

Commentary:
"So, if I'm not right, then I must be wrong… but then again, I could be wrong about that too! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew being wrong could lead to such philosophical conundrums? 😄"

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

Commentary:
"Lost and clueless, a true citizen of the world! 🌍🗺️ Who needs maps when you have a sense of adventure (and zero sense of direction)? 😄 #GlobalCitizen #LostButHappy"

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

Commentary:
🕵️‍♂️💻 Ah, the mystical creatures known as web experts – their knowledge knows no bounds! 🧠💡 They must have attended the University of Google🎓 and obtained a Ph.D. in Online Wisdom! 🤣🌐 Just remember, not all that glitters on the web is gold! 😉

Everyone's an expert after the fact.

Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the classic case of hindsight heroism! 🦸‍♂️ It's amazing how quickly everyone becomes a genius once the outcome is already set in stone. 🤓🔮 Remember folks, foresight is the real superpower! 💪😄"

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

I prefer people who actually know what’s going on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the elusive species known as the 'knowledgeable human.' 🧐 They're like mythical unicorns in a world of confused chickens. 🐔 Here's to surrounding ourselves with real-life Google search bars! 💡🔍"

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

A toddler in their “why” phase makes you realize how little you know.

Commentary:
"Oh, the endless string of 'whys' from a toddler – a surefire way to test your knowledge and patience! 🤔👶 Embracing the 'why' phase is like staring into the vast abyss of curiosity, with only your wits and Google to guide you! 😂🔍 #EndlessInquiries #ToddlerWisdom"

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Perhaps the best thing about getting older is that I no longer want to know everything.

Commentary:
Ah yes, the beauty of aging gracefully – from wanting to know it all to just wanting to nap it all 😴🧓🏼 Who needs all the answers when you've got comfy slippers and a good book? 📚👵🏼 #WisdomWithAge

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like 'I don't know how to hold a pencil.'

Isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like ‘I don’t know how to hold a pencil.’

Commentary:
Isn't it strange how one hand is the star performer while the other is just a clueless bystander? 🤔🖐️ "Come on, left hand, it's time to step up your game!" 😂✍️ #HandyQuirks

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

Commentary:
"Ah, the universal call for help – a modern-day SOS! 🆘 If you've got the inside scoop on anything under the sun, don't keep it to yourself! 🌞 Let's share the knowledge and make the world a slightly less perplexing place together! 🌍💬"