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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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My wife rearranged the kitchen cabinets, and now I’ll never eat again.

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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31 Funny knowledge quotes

Funny knowledge quotes are like little nuggets of wisdom wrapped in a giggle 🤓😂. They capture the quirky side of learning, turning brainy moments into belly laughs. Whether it’s about science, history, or life’s little mysteries, these witty insights remind us that wisdom doesn’t always have to be serious 🎉. Perfect for sharing with friends or sparking a chuckle during a study break, these quotes make learning feel like a fun adventure 🌟.

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8 hours ago
Share →: Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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When I was born, the instruction manual must have flown off into space 🚀🤔✨
16 hours ago
Share →: The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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I always knew the elderberry was the one with the PhD in Berryology! 🫐🎓🍇
2 weeks ago
Share →: My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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Imagine explaining hot dogs to someone in the Renaissance: "Picture this, a sausage robe for your meat king! 🌭🤔 And what's ketchup? It's…our version of a tomato potion! 🍅🧙‍♂️"
4 months ago
Share →: People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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"Remember, it’s not crazy if there’s a method to the madness! 🤓📚 Embrace your inner bookworm and research enthusiast, even if others think you're a bit eccentric. Knowledge is power, after all! 💡😆 #CrazyButSmart"
4 months ago
Share →: People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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"Ah, the eternal struggle between the know-it-alls and the actual know-it-alls. It's like a never-ending battle of wits, with one side armed with arrogance and the other with actual knowledge. Let the eye-rolling commence!"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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"Praying for Google's eternal uptime because my knowledge bank is running on fumes! 🤓💡 #GooglingIsMySuperpower"
6 months ago
Share →: All I know for sure is that I could be wrong.

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"So, if I'm not right, then I must be wrong… but then again, I could be wrong about that too! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew being wrong could lead to such philosophical conundrums? 😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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"Lost and clueless, a true citizen of the world! 🌍🗺️ Who needs maps when you have a sense of adventure (and zero sense of direction)? 😄 #GlobalCitizen #LostButHappy"
6 months ago
Share →: Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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🕵️‍♂️💻 Ah, the mystical creatures known as web experts – their knowledge knows no bounds! 🧠💡 They must have attended the University of Google🎓 and obtained a Ph.D. in Online Wisdom! 🤣🌐 Just remember, not all that glitters on the web is gold! 😉
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone’s an expert after the fact.

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"Ah, yes, the classic case of hindsight heroism! 🦸‍♂️ It's amazing how quickly everyone becomes a genius once the outcome is already set in stone. 🤓🔮 Remember folks, foresight is the real superpower! 💪😄"