44 Funny knowledge quotes

• Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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  2 weeks ago

  brag, child, children, communication, everything, humor, i, irony, knowledge, parenting, today, told

• Did you know that it’s actually possible to say, “I don’t know enough about this to have an opinion”?

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  2 months ago

  actually, communication, enough, honesty, humor, i, know, knowledge, opinion, say

• My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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  2 months ago

  absolutely, child, development, humor, i, know, knowledge, linguistic, linguistic development, nothing, parenting, stage, why, why stage

• What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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  2 months ago

  advice, beginner, getting, information, just, knowledge, learning, pieces, somebody

• Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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  2 months ago

  advice, anyone, confusion, General, general knowledge, help, know, knowledge, question, uncertainty

• The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

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  2 months ago

  berry, elderberry, fruit, humor, knowledge, most, wisdom

• My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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  2 months ago

  being, confusion, dog, dogs, era, fear, food, food invention, having, historical, historical confusion, hot, hot dog, humor, imagine, invention, knowledge, modern, modern knowledge, renaissance, Renaissance era, something, time, time travel, tools, travel, waking

• People who read and do research will always sound crazy to people who don’t.

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  2 months ago

  always, crazy, knowledge, people, perception, read, research, sound

• People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, everything, humor, irony, knowledge, people, sarcasm, self-awareness, wisdom

• I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.

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  2 months ago

  dependency, engine, facts, Google, hope, humor, i, internet, know, knowledge, learning, maybe, never, search, search engine, six, technology, things

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