Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct. Posted on10 hours ago
Duolingo should have an “I’m going on holiday to this place very soon” setting so it teaches you “can I have the bill” and so on instead of “the cow boils an egg”. Posted on19 hours ago
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? Posted on1 day ago
How was the word “Wife” invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. Posted on3 days ago
The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day. Posted on4 days ago
What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’? Posted on5 days ago
Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis. Posted on5 days ago