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61 Funny language quotes

Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.

2 weeks ago

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

3 weeks ago

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

1 month ago

Meow means woof in cat.

1 month ago

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

1 month ago

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

1 month ago

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

1 month ago

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

1 month ago

My love language is deader than Latin.

2 months ago

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

2 months ago

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

2 months ago

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

3 months ago

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

3 months ago

My love language is being sent money.

3 months ago

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

3 months ago

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

3 months ago

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

3 months ago

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

3 months ago

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

3 months ago

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

3 months ago

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

3 months ago

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

3 months ago

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

3 months ago

Your pronouns should be get/help.

3 months ago

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

3 months ago

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

3 months ago

“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

3 months ago

Netflix subtitles be like “speaking foreign language”. Bro, translate it!

3 months ago

In England “booster shot” is spelled “borchestershire shot”.

3 months ago

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

3 months ago