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Funny language quotes celebrate the quirks, confusion, and downright hilarious moments that come from how we speak, write, and totally mess things up! 😂🗣️ Whether it’s autocorrect disasters, grammar fails, or trying to sound smart and failing gloriously, these quotes remind us that language is a beautiful mess — and a goldmine for laughs. Because sometimes, words just don’t word right! 😆🔤🤯

When I learned the word “literally,” that was the beginning of the end.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

We need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Just in case you don’t know, it’s “piqued” your interest, not “peaked”.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Throwing “whereupon” into a few work emails today to keep it fun.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being a little freak is my love language.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

This post ain’t gonna like itself, damn.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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