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Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I don’t have a favorite vampire. If you ask me, they all suck.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Sure I collect antiques, if you count the late-century spices in my pantry.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I’m 6 donuts away from being the elephant in the room.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

I’m not tispy. I’m merry.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has viewed:

I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

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Going bananas on Snapchat:

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Look, the problem with The Life of a Showgirl is that, for maybe the first time in her music career, Taylor Swift has nothing to say.

Trending via Reddit:

Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

Just shared via Reddit:

Writing ‘thanks.’ instead of ‘thanks!’ so you know I’m mad.

Going viral on Messenger:

They’re making me get out of bed.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Just shared via Snapchat:

Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

I really hope my house is haunted and not in need of structural repairs.

146 Funny language quotes

Funny language quotes celebrate the quirks, confusion, and downright hilarious moments that come from how we speak, write, and totally mess things up! 😂🗣️ Whether it’s autocorrect disasters, grammar fails, or trying to sound smart and failing gloriously, these quotes remind us that language is a beautiful mess — and a goldmine for laughs. Because sometimes, words just don’t word right! 😆🔤🤯

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The “-ification” essay pandemic.

7 days ago

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Y’all pronounce it data or data?

1 week ago

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I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

1 week ago

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A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

1 week ago

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

1 week ago

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It’s funny we got universal near-perfect free translation, and the world didn’t really change at all.

1 week ago

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

1 week ago

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We need a slur for people that use AI.

1 week ago

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Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

1 week ago

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

1 week ago

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91 shares on Instagram this month:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

70 shares on YouTube this month:

I need a day off from myself.

21 shares on Instagram this month:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m the type of person to go back to sleep and try to finish a dream.

58 shares on Facebook this month:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

11 shares on Messenger this month:

Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

The question is, what will kill humanity this century? Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?

94 shares on Slack this month:

Anyone else think it’s weird how cancer kills more people than any other astrological sign.

17 shares on Reddit this month:

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

44 shares on Slack this month:

Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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16 folks are currently checking 👀

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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If we were both crows, I’d bring you shiny things.

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Telling my boss I wasn’t drunk really backfired. I probably should have waited until he asked.

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Ordering 600 pizzas from Washington, D.C., to rug pull on Polymarket.

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I must retire to my chambers about this.

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Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

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A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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You either have a full ketchup bottle in your house or an almost empty one. There’s no in-between.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

The people who upload old movies to the internet are holding society together.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Do you want to sit on the porch with me until we die or not?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Traded my Fitbit in for a Sitbit.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has bookmarked:

Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has downloaded:

Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Twitch:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

Freshly posted on X:

Unloading the dishwasher in the opposite direction just to feel something.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Okay, seen enough, someone put a blanket over my cage.

Making waves on Instagram:

If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

Shared recently on TikTok:

First date idea: you bring me coffee in bed, and we snuggle all morning.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

Shared recently on Discord:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

Trending via Snapchat:

People who live in glass houses should install frosted glass around the toilet part.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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