Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Commentary:
"Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony. 😅 Who knew a tiny piece of punctuation could cause so much confusion! It's like a never-ending battle between dash enthusiasts and space aficionados. 🤔 #HyphenOrNoHyphen"

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Commentary:
When someone asks how you’re doing and you respond with "I’m fine" while your leg is having its own NASCAR race under the table 🦵💨 #SpeedDemon #CantStopWontStop

British people be like "It's Chewsday, innit?"

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Commentary:
"Oh, what a splendid day it is for chewsing! 🇬🇧🍴 Just another typical Chewsday in the land of tea and crumpets! 😂 #BritishHumor"

Shouldn't autocorrect be called autoassume?

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Commentary:
"Seriously, autocorrect often assumes way too much! 🤔😂 Maybe it's time for autoassume to step up and take responsibility for all those embarrassing text messages! 🙈🔤 #AutocorrectFail"

My love language is being sent money.

My love language is being sent money.

Commentary:
"Who needs fancy dinners or sweet nothings when you can show your love with dollar signs? 💸💕 Talk about speaking the language of the wallet! 💰😆 #MoneyTalks"

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don't rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Commentary:
Oh, English, the language that keeps you guessing and laughing simultaneously! 🤪📚 It's a wild ride of inconsistency where read can sound like lead, but don't even think about making read rhyme with lead! 🤯🤓 How else would we keep our brains on their toes if not for these linguistic acrobatics? 🤔💬 #EnglishLanguageShenanigans

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Commentary:
"Who needs that newfangled jive when you can be rocking the classic slang? 😎 Stay rad, stay bogus, stay totally tubular, dude! 🤙"

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Commentary:
"Trying to understand why 'colonel' is pronounced like 'kernel' and not 'colon-ell' is like unraveling a mystery wrapped in a riddle inside an enigma. 🤔🌽 #LinguisticMindbender"

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos a little subtitle box hovering above every Brit would create! 🇬🇧😂 Who knew deciphering British banter required an interpreter? 🤔🎥 #LostInTranslation"

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren't ready for a spelling bee.

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Commentary:
"Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"