72 Funny language quotes

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  23 hours ago

  Share →: Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

  Commentary:
  "Guess they had a 'reciept' for disaster! 😂🧾🤦"

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  2 days ago

  Share →: I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever invented these spellings must have had a 'wry' sense of humor! 🤔🤣🗓️"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that coffee is cheaper than therapy! ☕😜 #JavaJester"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: “Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

  Commentary:
  "Poor 'rofl,' rolled away into the sunset, while 'lmao' is still laughing his… assets off! 😂🤣 #RIPROFL"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

  Commentary:
  "English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a herd of meese sneaking into restaurants, ordering their own salads. 🦌🥗 #MooseParty"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

  …

  Commentary:
  "Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

  Commentary:
  "Isn't it ironic that 'abbreviation' is such a long word to describe something shorter? 🤔 Maybe in the world of words, irony just enjoys playing dress-up! 🤓🔡"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags

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