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60 Funny language quotes

The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Meow means woof in cat.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

My love language is deader than Latin.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

British people be like “It’s Chewsday, innit?”

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

My love language is being sent money.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Your pronouns should be get/help.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Sailors wish they could swear like me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025