Commentary:
"English is like a buffet where you can drink a drink, but sorry, no fooding allowed! 🍹🚫🍕🤔"
149 Funny language quotes
I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.
Commentary:
"Imagine a herd of meese sneaking into restaurants, ordering their own salads. 🦌🥗 #MooseParty"
Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.
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Commentary:
"Me: A walking dictionary, but with Wi-Fi! 😂📚🔍 #WordNinja"
Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: New gender discovered—Legtacular! 🤣🪑👖"
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic that 'abbreviation' is such a long word to describe something shorter? 🤔 Maybe in the world of words, irony just enjoys playing dress-up! 🤓🔡"
Friendly reminder that double negatives are a big no-no.
Commentary:
Looks like someone’s trying to confuse their grammar—let’s keep those double negatives out of the mix! 🤯🚫 After all, two negatives don’t make a positive, just a mess. 😅📝 #GrammarGags
My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.
Commentary:
Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉
Gay? We don’t use that word anymore. Person of rainbow.
Commentary:
"Gay? Oh no, that's so last season! It's all about being a fabulous person of rainbow now! 🏳️🌈✨ Who needs just one color when you can have a whole rainbow, right? 🌈😂 #TasteTheRainbow"
Gonna start using “with all dude respect”.
Commentary:
"Adding 'with all dude respect' instantly transforms even the most questionable statement into a polite bro-ffirmation 🤙🕶️ Just like that, you can maintain your chill vibes while sprinkling a hint of sarcasm into the mix 😏🤣 #BroEtiquette101"
The adjective for metal is metallic, but not so for iron, which is ironic.
Commentary:
"Ah, the complexities of the English language strike again! 🤔🔩 Who knew that something so tough and sturdy like iron would be the exception to the rule? Truly ironic, isn't it?"