64 Funny left quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

  Commentary:
  "Patience is a virtue, they say… but so is finishing tasks before you lose your mind! 😅 Looks like there's always an extra supply of daylight lingering when your patience is running on low batteries. ⏳🌞 #JustAnotherDayInPatienceLand"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, looks like debt collectors will have to hunt down my past selves! 🕵️‍♂️💸 Time travel might be the only solution here! ⏳🚀 Oh well, new year, new debts to ignore! 😆💼 #OutOfSightOutOfMind"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

  Commentary:
  Looks like with women, you either strike out swinging or get hit by a curveball! 🤷‍♂️⚾️ It's all about finding that perfect balance, right? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Second day without coffee. I can no longer hear out of my left eye.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, it sounds like your left eye has decided to go on strike without its coffee fix! ☕️🙉 Maybe it's time to call in some reinforcements before your right eye decides to join the protest too! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

  Commentary:
  If only childhood dreams came with a disclaimer of needing introvert-friendly career options! 🙅‍♂️😂 Looks like "left alone" is the ultimate career aspiration for all the lone wolves out there! 🐺 #DreamJobGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

  Commentary:
  Looks like you've mastered the art of workplace efficiency: Boss leaves, productivity soars! 🚀💼 Keep up the good work – maybe you'll get promoted to "Boss in Absentia" soon! 😉👏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

  Commentary:
  It's all fun and games until the dogs start bluffing with their tails 😄🐾🃏 Who knew our furry pals were secretly planning their next poker night?! Someone better keep an eye on those sneaky canines before they start dealing out ruff hands! 🐶🎲 #PokerPaws #DoggyDealings

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Home is where you’ve left the shopping list.

  Commentary:
  "Home is where you've left the shopping list… along with your keys, your sanity, and all hopes of ever remembering to buy milk 🛒🧾🔑😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Day number 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye.

  Commentary:
  🤣☕️ "Day 3 without coffee: Lost hearing in my left eye… Maybe it's time to switch to decaf before we start losing our sense of taste in our elbows too! Hang in there, caffeine withdrawals can be a real eye-opener… literally!" 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

  Commentary:
  "Remember your roots – that's where you parked your ride! 🚗😄 Don't wander too far, or you might end up taking the bus home. 🚌😂"

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