64 Funny left quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe we should bring back the 'send annoying people to the sun' policy for some eco-friendly decluttering 😂🚀 Less pollution on earth, more space in the universe! Time to launch a few rockets – adios, annoying Earthlings! 👋🌞"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

  Commentary:
  Looks like your imaginary friend ghosted you in the most imaginary way possible! 👻📝 Time to find a new pal who will stick with you through thick and thin (or thin air)! 😂

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

  Commentary:
  "Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. 🤔🤗🚶‍♀️ #CrazyConundrums"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! 🧠🔄 Maybe it just needs a good ol' brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? 🤪 #BrainTeasers"

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