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Someone from 🇮🇸 has viewed:

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

That “so we done?” be saving the relationship every time.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

Someone from 🇰🇬 has viewed:

I’m so old, I used to block people by simply holding the door shut.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has bookmarked:

“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

You’re never too old or too stupid to become older and stupider.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,496

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I think you would all treat me a lot better if I possessed a small amount of plutonium.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

Just landed via Instagram:

Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a Christmas sweater on.

Going viral on Twitch:

People never run off to join the circus anymore.

Spotted on Threads:

“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

Seen just now on Slack:

Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

Going viral on Telegram:

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Went for a run this morning. That bee was huge!

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Social Media Stars ⭐

13 shares on Threads this month:

I got one brain cell left and it moves around my head like a Windows screensaver.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

47 shares on X this month:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

65 shares on Messenger this month:

I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

73 shares on Discord this month:

Nobody plays better together than siblings being told it’s bedtime.

76 shares on Messenger this month:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

87 shares on Pinterest this month:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

66 shares on X this month:

I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

If reports from this daisy are accurate, she loves me not.

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Hot Jokes 💥

22 folks are currently checking 👀

When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

I really want to be nice, but annoying people just won’t let me.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If you want to complain about my driving at least calm down and get off my hood first.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

All quiet on the frontal lobe.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,383

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

I’m sorry if I seem weird, it’s because I am.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I’m homeless. Minus the ‘m’.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has shared:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has copied:

I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

I used to have a great future in my past.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has shared:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

We’ve been talking about eating the rich for so long, they got over-ripe.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on WhatsApp:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Trending via WeChat:

I found out my wife was cheating on me at a Red Hot Chili Peppers concert, and I don’t ever wanna feel like I did that day.

Going viral on Slack:

I miss phone booths. We used to train our immune system in those things.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

About 40 muscles are activated when you eat just one donut. Follow me for more fitness advice.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

Trending via WeChat:

Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

Just landed via Facebook:

Penguins are just ducks going to a wedding.

Trending via Telegram:

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

Going bananas on Reddit:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

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