234 Funny little quotes

• Your favorite little ball of silliness has logged in.

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  6 days ago

  ball, cute, digital, favorite, humor, joke, lighthearted, little, logging, logging in, online, playful, silliness, tech

• If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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  6 days ago

  boundary, car, comfort, driving, elbow, humor, little, middle, passenger, personal, personal space, piece, riding, space, yours

• Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I’d grow up to be a weird freak.

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  6 days ago

  awkward, childhood, confidence, ever, freak, girl, grow, humor, i, ID, little, quirky, self-identity, weird

• When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

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  6 days ago

  activity, bad, bad handwriting, fun, fun activity, handwriting, humor, just, later, little, notes, problem, problem-solving, riddles, self-deprecating, solve, solving, yourself

• Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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  6 days ago

  another, bit, day, frustration, humor, i, irritation, just, little, moan, mosquito, neck, sex, unexpected

• Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

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  6 days ago

  ask, before, breakfast, celebration, day, family, fun, humor, joke, letting, little, longer, morning, mother’s, Mother’s Day, sleep, wake, wife

• That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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  6 days ago

  caffeine, coffee, coffee maker, daily, every, happiness, happy, joy, little, maker, me, morning, morning ritual, ritual, routine, small, small joy, walk

• If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

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  6 days ago

  business, company, entrepreneurship, feeling, humor, little, loneliness, lonely, motivation, small, small business, start

• Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

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  7 days ago

  cognitive, funny thought, head, health, humor, inner, inner voice, introspection, little, mental, mental health, mind, quirky, read, self-awareness, thought, using, voice, weird

• Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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  7 days ago

  anger, body, comedy, humor, little, men, much, short, short men, size, store

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