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When your body's like, "Let's sprinkle a bit of anxiety on this perfectly normal day for extra flavor!" 🧪🤪✨
240 Funny little quotes
Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.
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Rudeness level: Just enough to make sure nonsense has left the chat! 😏✋🤣
If the office is always a little cold, you might be working for the lizard people.
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Chilly office? Looks like they’re trying to keep their scaly secret from overheating! 🦎❄️
That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.
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When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣
Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?
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Why pay for a jump scare when your front camera does it for free? 🍿😱📱
Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.
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Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨
Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.
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Sure, I'm ready for an alien invasion with popcorn in hand. 👽🍿 Let's spice things up a bit before the apocalypse!
It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.
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When your car needs a snack but you're all out of oil, just let it nibble on that curb 🍽️😂🚗💥
Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.
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That’s one way to share your fairy tale ending, plot twist included! 📚😂💔
Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.
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Sounds like we need to negotiate with Father Time for a more fun age! 🎉😅🔄